Family Matters (TV Series)

The Good, the Bad, and the Urkel (1991)

Jaleel White: Steve Urkel

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Quotes 

• [Steve enters] 

  Steve Urkel : You! You... You big... bully!

  Carl Winslow : Oh, great. Son of Urkel.

  Steve Urkel : Carl, I love you like a father and my father like a... neighbor. But you have dented my dad. Therefore, I have no choice but to defend our family honor. It's the code of the Urkels!

  [puts up his fists] 

  Carl Winslow : Go home, Steve!

  Steve Urkel : I'll leave. But rest assured, I shall return! Revenge shall be mine!

  [Carl shuts the door behind Steve. Steve presses his nose against the door] 

  Steve Urkel : And by the way, this is what my dad's nose looks like!

• Carl Winslow : [wakes up from his dream]  Two-Gun! You're alive!

  [picks Steve up and spins him around all the while Steve screams] 

  Steve Urkel : [when Carl puts him down]  Carl, this is no time to do the lambada!

• Steve Urkel : I'm calling you out.

  Carl Winslow : Well I'll be right here tomorrow at high noon.

  [ominous music plays for the umpteenth time, everybody looks around] 

  Steve Urkel : Yeah well in the meantime let's form a posse and track down that dang orchestra.

• Carl Winslow : Look here, Two-Gun, I'm real sorry about what I done, but I did it because it had to be done.

  Steve Urkel : Yeah well you done it, and now you' gotta die!

  Carl Winslow : Dang!