Family Matters (TV Series)

The Oddest Couple (1992)

Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow

Quotes 

• Steve Urkel : ¿Qué pasa, hombre grande?

  Carl Winslow : Eddie is an hour past his curfew, and it's a school night.

  Steve Urkel : Oh, I don't blame you for being perturbed. Why, my father always says, Curfews are like prostate exams - unpleasant, but necessary.

  Carl Winslow : Do you have a curfew?

  Steve Urkel : Oh, my, yes. Why, my curfew is written in stone, and strictly enforced by both of my parents.

  Steve Urkel : [Steve's watch beeps, and he checks the time]  Oh, good, it's midnight, and I'm allowed to go home now.