"Family Matters" Tips for a Better Life (TV Episode 1996) - Darius McCrary as Eddie Winslow

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : [Upon getting a lecture from His Dad about drinking at Frat Parties] Geez Dad, why do You always have to do this to Me?

Carl Otis Winslow : Do what?

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Mimic Me, build walls around Me, and making Me feel...

Carl Otis Winslow : [Irritably] Edward this is not about walls!... this is about "rules", and drinking will only take You down a road that leads to a dead end!
Waldo Geraldo Faldo : [Seeing Eddie all packed, and ready] Sorry Eddie, but You can't move in with Me!

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : What?

Waldo Geraldo Faldo : I figured I'd wait til Your arms were full, so You couldn't hit Me!
Carl Otis Winslow : Why aren't you going with Waldo?

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : Uh there's been a change of plans, I'm going to move into the frat house. Six bedrooms, 18 guys, one bathroom... lot of fun.

Carl Otis Winslow : Sounds like it.

[each reach for Eddie's bag, Carl picks it up and hands it to him]

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : For what it's worth... you were right?

Carl Otis Winslow : What about?

Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow : What you said about drinking being a dead end. It got me kicked out of the house, and it just cost me my best friend.

Carl Otis Winslow : That's the thing about drinking, you don't realize what it does to you... until it's *doing* it to you.

Darius McCrary: Eddie Winslow