Family Matters (TV Series)

To Be or Not to Be: Part 2 (1994)

Reginald VelJohnson: Carl Winslow

Quotes 

• Stefan Urkelle : [Fed up with Carl Urkel annoying him constantly]  That's it, go home!

  Carl : But I don't wanna...

  Stefan Urkelle : Go home!

  Carl : But I was just...

  Stefan Urkelle : Go home, go home, GO HOME!

  Carl : I don't have to take this, I'm going home!

• [after Carl comes out of the busted transformation chamber in an Urkel like fashion, due to Myra's tampering] 

  Stefan Urkelle : Good lord, you're a nerd.

  Carl : If that's the case then I plead guilty.

  Stefan Urkelle : Oh no, I didn't shut off the machine on time. He's half-Nerd, Half-Carl.

  Carl : Does that make me a Narl?

  Myra Monkhouse : Mr.Winslow, I am very sorry. I didn't expect you to be in there and I feel like such a worm.

  [the half nerd side of Carl goes into the anatomy of worms. Stefan and Myra of left stunned] 

  Stefan Urkelle : Where did you learn all that?

  Carl : [in his regular voice]  I have no idea.

  [in an Urkel like voice] 

  Carl : Stefan, you gotta help me. I can't live like this. You gotta fix that machineeeee.

  Stefan Urkelle : I'll see what I can do.

  [looks over to the busted parts of the transformation chamber] 

  Stefan Urkelle : I'll have to buy new parts for the chamber.

  Carl : [in an Urkel like voice and gives Stefan some money]  Here takes some casher rooney and fix it sooney.

  Stefan Urkelle : Not I know that's not Carl. Ok, just give me a couple of days and I sould have it fixed.

  Carl : [Urkel Voice]  In the meantime, I have to break the news to Harriette.

  [skips away from Stefan and Myra towards the elevator. He breaks something a beaker along the way] 

  Carl : [Urkel voice]  Did I do that?