Family Matters (TV Series)

Walk on the Wild Side (1993)

Kellie Shanygne Williams: Laura Winslow

Quotes 

• Harriette Winslow : Laura, what on earth would possess you to go into a place like Club Buff?

  Laura Winslow : [coyly]  I suppose I could ask you the same thing.

  [Harriette glares at her] 

  Laura Winslow : But I'm no fool.

  Harriette Winslow : Your Aunt Rachel dragged me in there, she wanted to see what it was like. She should've asked your grandmother, she has a lifetime membership.

• Maxine Johnson : [after Erik the Viking gives her his helmet and dances off stage]  WHOOO! ENCORE, BABY, *ENCORE*!

  Laura Winslow : Come on, Maxine, let's go to the ladies' room and... hose you down.

• Laura Winslow : [runs into Harriette trying to sneak out of the club]  Uh oh.

  Harriette Winslow : The BIG uh-oh.

• Gorgeous Waiter : Sorry I had to grill you about your ID, you don't look 28.

  Maxine Johnson : I get that all the time.

  Gorgeous Waiter : Here you go, Miss.

  Laura Winslow : Oh, it's Mrs. I'm a divorcee... caught my husband with the babysitter.

• Steve Urkel : Laura, don't run!

  Laura Winslow : [in a strappy dress with no bra]  Why not?

  Steve Urkel : Well when you do, you bounce!

• Harriette Winslow : Rachel was always the daring one, so I decided I wanted to do something daring too just to show her one time. The Motown Revue came to Chicago, all the greats: The Temptations, the Supremes, Little Stevie Wonder, and my favorite, Smokey Robinson. I ditched school and stood outside their hotel for four hours.

  Laura Winslow : Did you get their autograph?

  Harriette Winslow : Even better, when they came out, I grabbed Smokey Robinson, tipped him back and gave him a big hard kiss on the lips. Found out why they called him Smokey.