Family Matters (TV Series)

Whose Man Is It Anyway? (1998)

Kellie Shanygne Williams: Laura Winslow

Quotes 

• Laura Winslow : Who is the king of Jordan?

  Greta McClure : I don't know... Michael?

  Laura Winslow : No, Hussein.

  Greta McClure : And what team's he on?

• Laura Winslow : [after getting caught in the middle of Myrtle and Greta trying to kill each other]  Y'all about to tear out my weave! It's too bad you're not two guys.

  Myrtle Urkel : Well, I have my doubts about this one over here.

  Greta McClure : What're you talking about, Laura?

  Laura Winslow : Well when two dudes have a disagreement they duke it out until there's a winner.