Family Matters (TV Series)

Woman of the People (1992)

Marley Shelton: Becky Sue

Quotes 

• Cassie Lynn : Look, Becky Sue. Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race.

  Laura : What are you talkin' about?

  Cassie Lynn : Well, we just got some really hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of Passion here.

  Steve Urkel : What? She just slipped and I caught her. That's all.

  Cassie Lynn : Becky Sue! We should put those pictures in the school paper.

  Becky Sue : Oh, we couldn't do that. Everyone would think that Laura is in love with Steve Urkel and no one would vote for her.

  Steve Urkel : But, I told you. I just caught her, that's all.

  Cassie Lynn : That may be what happened, but that won't be what the people believe. They just love juicy gossip.

  Laura : You wouldn't dare.

  Cassie Lynn : Try me. You've got twenty-four hours to drop out of the race or we publish the picture.

  Steve Urkel : Why you...

  [Both leave laughing] 

  Steve Urkel : Why, come back here, you little hussy! Nobody threatens my woman!

  Laura : Steve. Steve! STEVE!

  Steve Urkel : Wha-at?

  Laura : Will you calm down?

  Steve Urkel : Calm down? Why that low-down-cheap-bunder-headed-mud-slinging-bush-wacking-slanderous-snake-in-a-skirt is blackmailing you!

  Laura : I know!

  Steve Urkel : Why, to make everyone think that the woman I love actually loves me back? Why, how low can you get?