- John Crichton: I don't... wanna be like other people. I don't wanna be like you. I don't wanna stoop that low. Kirk wouldn't stoop that low.
- Scorpius: That was a television show, John. And he made Priceline commercials. But if you insist, then look to Kirk the way he really was - savage when he had to be.
- John Crichton: He's a fiction, Harv. I know the difference. I'm real, I have to live with what I do.
- [inside the mind of a comatose John Crichton, where D'argo is chasing John]
- Aeryn Sun: Run, Forrest, run.
- John Crichton: Of course you don't understand... You live in the country but you do not speak the language.