Father Ted (TV Series)

Speed 3 (1998)

John Rogan: Mr. Fox

Quotes 

• Mr. Fox : [as Dougal is about to set off on the milk round]  Better get going actually. Milk gets sour, you know. Unless it's UHT milk. But there's no demand for that because it's shite.

• Father Dougal McGuire : God, it's terrible to think of all that lovely milk floating around and going sour, with no-one dropping it off anywhere. I wish I could do it.

  Mr. Fox : Well, we could certainly trust you, Father. You are after all, a man of God.

  Father Dougal McGuire : A what?

  Father Ted Crilly : A priest.

  Father Dougal McGuire : Well, yeah. Thanks for reminding me! But I'd love to be a milkman for a while. That'd be fantastic. God knows I do flip all around here.

  Mr. Fox : That's not a bad idea. You could certainly fill in for a while.

  Father Ted Crilly : Oh, I'm not sure. Father Maguire has other duties in the parish.

  Father Dougal McGuire : Like what?

  [Ted thinks, but can't answer]