Filthy Rich & Catflap (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (1987)

Brian Croucher: Landlord

Quotes 

• Landlord : [Rich and Eddie have been thrown out of a pub after accidentally provoking the gay clientele]  And don't come back until you've liberated your sexual politics, or you'll get a murder, all right?

  Richard Rich : How dare he? I'm completely liberated! I work in the Theater! Some of my best friends are trousers bandits! I just wouldn't want any of them near my daughter, that's all.

  Edward Catflap : But you haven't got a daughter, have you? What's more, you're very unlikely to have one. 'Cause the chances of any woman letting you within a billion miles of her action are completely non-existent!

  Richard Rich : You're a cruel, spiteful little viper, aren't you Eddie? Christian virtue is a foreign language. Kindness and good fellowship are closed books, aren't they? Come on, let's go and kill my dad.