Firefly (TV Series)
War Stories (2002)
Adam Baldwin: Jayne Cobb
Quotes
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[repeated line]
Jayne : I'll be in my bunk.
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[last lines]
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : Mmmm. Wife soup. I must have done good.
Zoë Washburne : Yes, dear. You done good.
Mal : Ow.
[sighs]
Mal : Did you tell her?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : Tell her what?
Mal : Your husband has demanded that we sleep together.
Zoë Washburne : Really?
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : What? Mal, come on.
Mal : He seems to think it would get all this burning sexual tension out in the open. You know, make a fair fight for your womanly affections.
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : No. That was the torture talking. Remember the torture?
Mal : I know it's a difficult mission but you and I... have to get it on.
Zoë Washburne : I understand. We have no choice.
[deadpan]
Zoë Washburne : Take me, sir. Take me hard.
Jayne Cobb : Now, something about that is just downright unsettling.
[Clattering]
Hoban 'Wash' Washburne : We'll be in our bunk.
Jayne Cobb : Oh, hey. Free soup.
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Zoë Washburne : We're getting him back.
Jayne : What are we gonna do - clone him?
Dr. Simon Tam : Well, it's a clean cut. With the right equipment, I should be able to re-attach it. That's assuming there's a head.
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Jayne Cobb : I'm smellin' a lotta 'if' comin' off this plan.
Zoë Washburne : You could'a stayed in your bunk.
Jayne Cobb : Could'a, should'a, would'a.
[cocks rifle]
