The Flintstones (TV Series)

The Hot Piano (1961)

Mel Blanc: Barney Rubble

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : [seeing Barney lying on the ground, obviously in pain]  What happened to you?

  Barney Rubble : [in agony]  I just got run over by a piano!

  Fred Flintstone : Which way did it go?

  Barney Rubble : [indicating with a raised arm]  It went that way, Fred!

• Fred Flintstone : [the piano gets stuck in the doorway]  Stand back, Barney. I'm going to put a little weight behind it.

  Barney Rubble : But Fred, you're a lot of weight!

  [Fred takes a run at the piano and proceeds to knock it over Barney and out the other side of the house] 

• Barney Rubble : [while looking over the hot piano]  Hold it? Do you get a guarantee with it?

  Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie : Certainly. I guarantee it's a piano. And when Eighty-Eight Fingers Louie makes that guarantee he stands by it.

• Fred Flintstone : [In a mysterious voice...]  And remember, we meet here at midnight!

  Barney Rubble : [Imitating the salesman]  Weeeeeeellllllll, aren't we sneaky!

  Fred Flintstone : Oh boy!