- Capt. Gaspar Fomento: As a matter of fact, I think the saints will be most excited I exposed this crooked convent.
- Chief Galindo: Are you out of your mind?
- Reverend Mother Superior Placido: Sisters, you do not have to be intimidated by the police. Simply tell the truth.
- Sister Jacqueline: Well, the truth of the matter is, we were in the tool shed and we did have a racing form and I was picking horses.
- Sister Sixto: How many winners did you have?
- Carlos Ramirez: [Carlos is talking to Sister Bertrille at a thoroughbred race track] I went to church this morning and I'm out $300
- Sister Bertrille: Which church did you go to?
- Carlos Ramirez: San Augustine.
- Sister Bertrille: I think that's for trotters.
- Sister Bertrille: [Sister Jacqueline finds a Racing Form left behind by the convent gardener] I wonder where he could be.
- Sister Jacqueline: Even money he's at the racetrack.