Frasier (TV Series)
And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 1 (2000)
Anthony LaPaglia: Simon Moon
Quotes
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Roz Doyle : Daphne, Simon's opening your gifts.
Daphne Moon : Bloody hell!
[runs out]
Simon Moon : Roz, you little snitch! You know, I'm having serious doubts about whether you're going to be the future mother of my children.
Roz Doyle : Somewhere out there, the future mother of your children just lifted her head from a puddle of drool.
Simon Moon : Yeah, but I'll bet she's got a ripper body!
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[Simon has been opening the gifts from Daphne's canceled wedding]
Daphne Moon : That's stealing! These gifts are going back!
Simon Moon : Never! Returning used merchandise is unethical, and I, for one, will never be party to it.
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Dr. Niles Crane : What are you doing?
Daphne Moon : Returning gifts.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, right. You know, that's one thing Mel and I avoided by eloping. No gifts to return when you, uh... when...
Simon Moon : When you shag someone else's wife?