Frasier (TV Series)

And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 1 (2000)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

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• Daphne Moon : So did Simon get you home all right after dropping my family at the airport?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, yeah. He entertained the whole neighborhood trying to parallel park the Winnebago. The highlight was when he flattened a whole row of newspaper racks.

  Martin Crane : How many did he get? My record's five.

  Daphne Moon : I suppose he followed that up with some sort of clumsy advance?

  Roz Doyle : Oh, he tried, but I told him to get lost. Then he hit on my babysitter! She showed him why she's the star of her JV soccer team.

  Daphne Moon : You know, Mum claims he was dropped as a child. I think he was thrown.

• Roz Doyle : Daphne, Simon's opening your gifts.

  Daphne Moon : Bloody hell!

  [runs out] 

  Simon Moon : Roz, you little snitch! You know, I'm having serious doubts about whether you're going to be the future mother of my children.

  Roz Doyle : Somewhere out there, the future mother of your children just lifted her head from a puddle of drool.

  Simon Moon : Yeah, but I'll bet she's got a ripper body!

• [first lines; Daphne and Niles are fleeing her wedding in Martin's Winnebago] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : I can't believe this!

  Daphne Moon : Neither can I!

  Dr. Niles Crane : What made you change your mind?

  Daphne Moon : My little niece, Audrey, the flower girl. She looked up at me and said, "You're the saddest bride I've ever seen." I figured, who was I kidding if I couldn't fool a four year old with an eye patch?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Remind me to give her a car for her preschool graduation.

• Daphne Moon : [fleeing her wedding]  I've never done anything this crazy. Are you nervous?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Only that I'm going to wake up.

• [Simon has been opening the gifts from Daphne's canceled wedding] 

  Daphne Moon : That's stealing! These gifts are going back!

  Simon Moon : Never! Returning used merchandise is unethical, and I, for one, will never be party to it.

• Dr. Niles Crane : What are you doing?

  Daphne Moon : Returning gifts.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, right. You know, that's one thing Mel and I avoided by eloping. No gifts to return when you, uh... when...

  Simon Moon : When you shag someone else's wife?