Frasier (TV Series)
And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 2 (2000)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : So where you from?
Daphne Moon : Manchester, England.
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, my. Big family?
Daphne Moon : Hideously. And you?
Dr. Niles Crane : I'm from a small mountain village in Tibet.
[She laughs]
Dr. Niles Crane : Tenzing Norgay used to carry me to school.
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Daphne Moon : Explain to me again how you and Mel masquerading as husband and wife is a good thing?
Dr. Niles Crane : Well...
Dr. Frasier Crane : If I may? Uh, Daphne, it's basically to give Mel a little wiggle room so she can get out of this debacle with her dignity intact.
Daphne Moon : [takes Niles's hand] And what about Niles' dignity?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Maris got that in the divorce.
[laughing]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Sorry, Niles.
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[Frasier has offered to take Daphne out to get her mind off her troubles, but she has declined]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Sure you won't change your mind?
Daphne Moon : Positive.
[Simon comes back from walking Eddie]
Simon Moon : Hello! We've just finished our daily constitutional, with young Edward here dropping a few amendments along the way. So what's on the docket for tonight then?
Daphne Moon : All I want is a quiet evening at home.
Simon Moon : Oh, Stilts, you and I are of one mind. I'll hoist a beer while you get dinner started. And then when our bellies are full and you've done the dishes, we will adjourn to the Winnebago, where Mr. Jean-Claude Van Damme, the "Muscles From Brussels" will ply his trade against the forces of evil.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Ready at eight?
Daphne Moon : Make it seven-thirty.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Oh come on, Schnookums. We can get through this together.
Daphne Moon : What did you just call me?
Dr. Niles Crane : Schnookums.
Daphne Moon : Schnookums.
Dr. Niles Crane : It was an attempt at a pet name.
Daphne Moon : Well, if it's all the same to you, can we keep looking?
Dr. Niles Crane : Absolutely, there's no rush whatsoever... Truffles.
[awkward pause]
Dr. Niles Crane : It's the chocolate, not the fungus.
[another pause]
Dr. Niles Crane : It's a work in progress.
Daphne Moon : Yes.
