Frasier (TV Series)
Coots and Ladders (2004)
Linda Gehringer: Sarah
Quotes
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Roland : [Roland notices Niles fumbling on the ladder] What are you doing?
Dr. Niles Crane : I, uh...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Uh, I can tell from the panic in my brother's voice that he must have seen a spider. You see, he has a crippling fear of spiders, and it sent him up the ladder.
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, I hate spiders.
Sarah : I didn't see a spider. Come back down.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No!
Roland : Why not?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Because he also has a crippling fear of heights. This may be just the breakthrough we've been looking for. Higher, Niles! Conquer your fear!
[Niles - believably - feigns terror]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Please, everyone, I'm going to have to ask you to turn around, as his fear of crowds has set in.
Sarah : Crowds, too?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, you are looking at that rarest of beasts, the arachno-acro-agoraphobe.