Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier's Curse (1998)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : Am I glad you're home.

  Martin Crane : What's wrong?

  Daphne Moon : Dr. Crane! Ever since he came back from his job interview he seemed awfully depressed. In fact, he's as bad as I've ever seen him!

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, I guess it didn't go well.

  Daphne Moon : I gather not. He mumbled something about it being worse than the Dresden premiere of Schumann's Second Symphony.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [alarmed]  And you left him alone?

• Daphne Moon : Hey, how was the police auction?

  Martin Crane : Oh, you didn't miss anything.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [gleefully]  I made out like a bandit! Those drug lords have the most incredible taste: Christophle, silver, Limoges. Oh, Morivors crystal. If I ever get married again, I'm going to register there.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [Having Daphne read his school newsletter]  Scott Alexander, what's he been up to?

  Daphne Moon : [reads]  Wife, kids, has his own computer software business.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Nancy Curds.

  Daphne Moon : [reads]  Mother of three, successful physician, has invented a drug that may aid in the treatment of cancer.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah! Cure for cancer! Won't they be green with envy when I trump them with this little story about my life: Frasier Crane, unattached, unemployed, and living with his father. He spends his days scrubbing his oven, and is anxiously awaiting his upcoming tooth cleaning!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne, would you assist me, please?

  [hands her a paper] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : This is my school newsletter.

  Daphne Moon : [reads]  The Bryce Academy Crier.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Which, coincidentally, was Frasier's nickname his first year there.