"Frasier" High Holidays (TV Episode 2003) - David Hyde Pierce as Dr. Niles Crane

[Frederick, a Goth, answers the door to his girlfriend, Andi, another Goth]

Frederick Gaylord Crane : Hey.

Andi : Hey.

Frederick Gaylord Crane : Well, see ya.

[They leave]

Dr. Niles Crane : Well, at least he's not dating outside the faith.
[Niles mistakenly believes he has ingested marijuana]

Dr. Niles Crane : I know all the symptoms I can expect to experience. I'm especially looking forward to something called the "munchies" stage. It's where one enjoys bizarre food combinations. I'm thinking of pairing this Chilean sea bass with an aggressive Zinfandel!
Frasier : [discussing Natalie's exotic accent] God, she could read me the phone book, and I would melt like an overripe Camembert. Imagine what she would do with that -

[imitating her]

Frasier : Camembert.

Dr. Niles Crane : R-R-R-Roquefort.

Frasier : Reblochon!

Dr. Niles Crane : Blu!

Frasier : [giggling] We're terrible!
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes well, at least you had a better night than I did. Halfway through our date, Natalie got a phone call - an emergency at home.

[chuckles bitterly]

Dr. Frasier Crane : I decided to take a little walk. Twenty minutes later I saw her in a different bar with another man.

Dr. Niles Crane : There was no emergency?

Dr. Frasier Crane : Not unless he had an infected earlobe which required an immediate tongue-flicking.

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane