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Quotes
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Frasier : Don't you remember the time you lost your tricycle? She actually took mine away from me and gave it to you.
Dr. Niles Crane : That was for your own good. No eight year old should be riding a tricycle.
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Frasier : Well, congratulations. I doff my hat to you, Mr. 131.
Dr. Niles Crane : Higher.
Frasier : What do you mean, higher? Mom told us we were two points apart.
Dr. Niles Crane : Apparently, Mom was being tactful.
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Daphne : Have a good time. Don't spend too much.
Martin : Oh, don't worry about that. I've got a whole system worked out where I can get everything I want for the minimum bid.
Frasier : Dad, it's hardly in the spirit of the evening. We're raising money for the Kelly Ann Grunther Foundation.
Martin : Oh, baloney. You just want to go there so you can hob-nob with all your snooty friends.
Frasier : Oh, that is not true.
Martin : Oh, yeah? Well, then answer me one question: just who is Kelly Ann Grunther?
Frasier : Kelly Ann Grunther is... the person... responsible for the Kelly Ann Grunther Foundation.
Martin : Well, what does that mean?
Frasier : Well, I guess she's just a very wealthy person that put up a lot of money, right?
Roz Doyle : I thought she had some kind of disease?
Dr. Niles Crane : I always thought she was a scientist doing research.
Martin : So, in other words, it could have been called...
[looks at Eddie]
Martin : the Eddie Eddie-mund Foundation, as long as there was fancy food on silver platters.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Dad, do you know what our IQs are?
Martin : No, but I got a pretty good idea at that auction tonight.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [looking at the monitor on Daphne's computer] What is this, Daphne?
Daphne : I'm chatting online with Donny. Oh, what's he saying?
Dr. Niles Crane : Uh, "I can't wait to come home and see my wittle Engwish cwumpet." Apparently he has some sort of typing impediment.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [about Martin's barbecue grill on the balcony] I'm surprised you let him keep that out there.
Frasier : Oh well, it's a bit of an eyesore, and frankly kind of a fire hazard. But what the hell? It makes him happy.
Dr. Niles Crane : You lodged an anonymous complaint with the building, didn't you?
Frasier : It'll be gone by Thursday.
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Frasier : Niles, why don't you just go home and go to bed?
Dr. Niles Crane : [slurred] Well, that is exactly what you'd like for me to be happening.
Frasier : What did you just say?
Dr. Niles Crane : Well, if you didn't repeat it the first time, I'm not gonna listen to it.
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Frasier : Niles, you know what, you should leave. You're embarrassing yourself, for God's sakes.
Dr. Niles Crane : I'm never leaving while you're still... not leaving. You know you had the good bed.
Frasier : Well, now you're just hallucinating.
Dr. Niles Crane : When we moved to Wallace Lane and we shared a room and you got to pick where you would be to having your... sleeping.
Frasier : [Niles puts his left elbow in the butter] Niles, the beds were identical. Oh, why am I even bothering, explaining this to a man who has his elbow in the butter!
Dr. Niles Crane : [Looking at his right elbow] Well, who's hallucinationing now?
