Frasier (TV Series)
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 1 (2000)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Simon Moon : Thank you Marty, it's most hospitable of you.
Martin Crane : Well, you gotta have a place to stay...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Stop right there! He cannot stay here! The man is loud, ill-mannered, and the last time he stayed here he killed a ficus tree on the downstairs neighbor's balcony by means which are best left to the imagination!
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Martin Crane : Niles, how was your trip?
Niles : Oh, fantastic, Dad. Where's Frasier? I have some news.
Martin Crane : He'll be back in a bit. What's up?
Niles : Oh, well, uh, I should wait for Frasier, it was really his idea. Do you mind?
Martin Crane : I can wait.
Niles : Okay, I can't!
Martin Crane : What is it?
Niles : I'm married!
Martin Crane : [shocked] Married?
Niles : Yes, Mel and I eloped yesterday. Well?
Martin Crane : [gets up to hug him] Well... congratulations, son! That's great. So, uh, you're happy, right?
Niles : Oh, happy? I'm delirious!
Martin Crane : Yeah, you'd have to be, wouldn't you? So, you say this was Frasier's idea?
Niles : Well, indirectly, yeah. Oh, oh, before I forget: it occurred to me, I think we should keep this from Daphne and Donny. I would hate for them to think we were stealing their thunder.
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Martin Crane : Can I offer you a beer?
Simon Moon : Oh, I hate to drink alone. Can I have a sandwich with that?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Honestly Dad, when will you learn to take a hint?
Martin Crane : I can't take a hint? Couldn't you see that Niles wanted to talk to you?
[the elevator doors open as Frasier and Martin get on. Mrs. Richman is already on the elevator, presumably headed to the basement]
Dr. Frasier Crane : [continuing the conversation with Martin] Well, whatever it is, it can wait
Martin Crane : Oh, yeah! No big deal, he just got married, that's all!
Dr. Frasier Crane : [stunned] What?
Martin Crane : He eloped with Mel yesterday.
Mrs. Richman : Poor Daphne...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Would you please keep out of this, Mrs. Richman?
[to Martin]
Dr. Frasier Crane : We have got to get back up there.
[Frasier presses a button]
Martin Crane : We're going to the basement.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I can't wait that long!
[the elevator door opens on a lower floor. Frasier rushes out of the elevator and up the stairs, leaving Martin behind]