Frasier (TV Series)
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 1 (2000)
Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon
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Quotes
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Daphne : Simon!
Simon Moon : Hello, sis.
Daphne : I thought you were in California.
Simon Moon : Yeah, well, those friends I went to surprise were out of town. So I decided to housesit for 'em, which was lovely. 'Til they came home last night. I don't know what all the screaming was about, I was the one in the tub! Where should I put this bag?
Dr. Frasier Crane : By the door so you don't forget it when you leave.
Simon Moon : Right. I think I know everyone here.
[spots Roz]
Simon Moon : Or do I? And what would your name be then, Miss?
Roz Doyle : Simon, you low-life idiot! You made a date with me last week and you stood me up!
Simon Moon : Sorry, love, I need a bit more to go on.
Roz Doyle : Maybe this'll refresh your memory.
[slams the door in his face]
Simon Moon : Roz! Of course!
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Daphne : Dr Crane, you shouldn't say such things.
Niles : It's the truth. Lord knows, I have tried to deny it - tried to pretend that I'm over you - but not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. Your smile, your beautiful eyes, what it would be like to hold your hands and ask you the question I never dared ask...
Donny Douglas : [suddenly bursting in the room] What's the difference between a blister and a boil?
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Daphne : [having been interrupted with Niles several times] Don't the doors in this bloody place lock?
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Niles : [Niles has told Daphne that he loves her] Lovely night, isn't it? Stars are out, nice breeze... mmm, night-blooming jasmine. Of course, there's the beautiful girl.
Daphne : Dr Crane, I still haven't answered your question.
Niles : Yes, I know, that's why I keep talking. In case I don't get the answer I want, I can at least make this moment last a little longer. I'm not sure if it's jasmine or orange blossom. You know, a lot of times...
Daphne : [interrupting him] Oh, for God's sake, Dr Crane!
[kisses him]
Niles : I think you can call me Niles now.
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Daphne : Would you like steak or salmon at my wedding ? oh, and by the way, I think I might be in love with you!
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Daphne : [sobbing as she hugs Frasier] I'm sorry to get so emotional like this.
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's all right. The funeral must've really upset you.
Daphne : It's not that. Dr. Crane? I've wanted to talk to you about this all week, but I haven't known what to say. You promise you'll keep this just between us?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Of course.
Daphne : It's about your brother. You see, I know.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Know what?
Daphne : I know about his feelings for me.
Dr. Frasier Crane : My God! How did you find out?
Daphne : It's not important.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Somebody blabbed, didn't they? Why can't people just mind their own business? Who was the nattering gossip? Roz? Dad?
Daphne : You.
Dr. Frasier Crane : What?
Daphne : You were taking those pills for your back and you blurted it out while I was giving you a massage.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, well, they were very strong pills, you see...
Daphne : Needless to say, it completely took my breath away. At first, I tried to forget about it, put it out of my mind.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, the bottle said just to take one, but I'm a big man...
Daphne : Oh, will you shut up about those pills?
Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Daphne : [continuing] Anyway, after a while, I couldn't put it out of my mind anymore. I find myself thinking about him all the time.
[Daphne starts sobbing once again]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne... are you saying that you have feelings for Niles?
Daphne : I think I do. Oh, I don't know! Even if I did, he may not feel that way about me anymore, he's with Mel now!
Dr. Frasier Crane : I-I don't know what to tell you, Daph. Uh, I, I, think the best thing is for you to, to try to find a way to talk with Niles.
Daphne : Oh. That's not an easy conversation to have.
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's easier now than after you're married.
Daphne : You're right, I have to talk to him. And right away. I'm already making myself sick over this. If I leave it any longer, I'll be a complete basket case. Uh, did he mention if he was going home?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, ah, actually, um, ah, he's going, ah, somewhere else first. Um...
Daphne : Where?
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Daphne : Funny thing about Orangina. I never buy Orangina at all. But whenever I'm in a hotel and there's a mini-bar, it's the first thing I go for. Orangina.
