"Frasier" The Show Where Sam Shows Up (TV Episode 1995) - David Hyde Pierce as Dr. Niles Crane

Frasier : [after meeting Sam's fiancee, Sheila] Oh, my god.

Roz Doyle : She was cute, but she's not an 'oh, my god.'

Frasier : No, no, no. Not that 'oh, my god.' Oh. my god I slept with that woman three months ago.

Roz Doyle : [Niles and Roz gape at him] *You* slept with *her*?

Frasier : Yes!

Niles : On what desert island with no hope of rescue was this?
Sam Malone : This is strange. I gotta tell you, I didn't know he had a brother.

Niles : Frasier, I don't mind telling you I'm a little offended that all the time you spent swapping bon mots with the beer nut set you never once mentioned you had a brother?

Sam Malone : Well, you know, the truth is, I bet he said something, it's just that when Frasier gets going you kind of have to tune him out.

Niles : That's a good slogan for his radio show- "Dr. Frasier Crane, when he gets going, you have to tune him out."
Niles : Is it my imagination, or is Sam flirting with Daphne?

Frasier : Well, of course he's flirting with her. He flirts with everybody. He can't help it, he's a sexual compulsive. But he's getting help for it in a support group.

Niles : [hearing Daphne giggling in the kitchen] Did he miss a meeting?
Sam Malone : Hey listen, you wanna really put a smile on Maris's face, let me tell you what you do.

[whispers in Nile's ear]

Niles : Exactly where am I supposed to find whipped cream and a car battery at this hour?

Sam Malone : You got neighbors, don't you?

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane