Frasier (TV Series)

The Show Where Sam Shows Up (1995)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Frasier : [after meeting Sam's fiancee, Sheila]  Oh, my god.

  Roz Doyle : She was cute, but she's not an 'oh, my god.'

  Frasier : No, no, no. Not that 'oh, my god.' Oh. my god I slept with that woman three months ago.

  Roz Doyle : [Niles and Roz gape at him]  *You* slept with *her*?

  Frasier : Yes!

  Niles : On what desert island with no hope of rescue was this?

• Roz Doyle : [entering from booth]  Fras, I gotta go. Your messages are on my desk and... whoa, who is this?

  Sam Malone : I'm Sam Malone. I was a buddy of Frasier's in Boston.

  Frasier : This is Roz Doyle.

  Roz Doyle : [to Frasier]  So this is the Sam Malone you've always talked about? The one who has no respect for women and treats them like dirt?

  [to Sam] 

  Roz Doyle : Need anyone to show you around Seattle?

  Sam Malone : Well, you know, to tell you the truth, I'm all right with the city, but I get real lost in my hotel room.

  Frasier : Oh, boy. Just look at the two of you face to face. I imagine wild animals all over the Northwest are lifting their heads, alerted to the scent. Good-bye, Roz.

  Roz Doyle : Well, if you need any company, give me a call. Here's my number.

  Sam Malone : Well, thanks. That's a snazzy card.

  Frasier : Yes, it glows in the dark.

  Roz Doyle : So do I.