Frasier (TV Series)

Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name (1998)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• [Daphne is talking up her friend Clare] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne, I thought by now that you would know my policy on fix-ups.

  Daphne Moon : She's pretty, she's lonely, and she's an underwear model.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : So you do know my policy. Off we go!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Here we are.

  [hands Daphne a pint] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You make a toast.

  Daphne Moon : I don't want you coming down here ever again.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I guess "here's mud in your eye" sounded mean the first time too.

• Daphne Moon : [to Frasier]  Oh, say your worst. We both know there isn't as much dignity in this entire country as our Queen's got in her little finger.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Now all I have to do is make this relatively simple shot--unless of course you'd like to concede defeat.

  Daphne Moon : [laughs]  That's typical American arrogance. We Brits don't know the meaning of the word "defeat!"

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh really! Then I suppose you're not acquainted with that little spat we refer to as the Revolutionary War!

• Daphne Moon : There is such a thing as sportsmanship.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, really? This coming from a woman who made armpit noises during my last round?