- [Daphne is talking up her friend Clare]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Daphne, I thought by now that you would know my policy on fix-ups.
- Daphne Moon: She's pretty, she's lonely, and she's an underwear model.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: So you do know my policy. Off we go!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Here we are.
- [hands Daphne a pint]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You make a toast.
- Daphne Moon: I don't want you coming down here ever again.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I guess "here's mud in your eye" sounded mean the first time too.
- Daphne Moon: [to Frasier] Oh, say your worst. We both know there isn't as much dignity in this entire country as our Queen's got in her little finger.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Now all I have to do is make this relatively simple shot--unless of course you'd like to concede defeat.
- Daphne Moon: [laughs] That's typical American arrogance. We Brits don't know the meaning of the word "defeat!"
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh really! Then I suppose you're not acquainted with that little spat we refer to as the Revolutionary War!
- Dr. Niles Crane: [on the phone] Hello, yes? Really? Bravo! Excellente! Benissimo!
- [hangs up]
- Dr. Niles Crane: You'll never guess who that was!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: The Three Tenors?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Tonight when Orpheus descends into hell, I'll be there waiting for him with a fruit basket.
- Daphne Moon: There is such a thing as sportsmanship.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, really? This coming from a woman who made armpit noises during my last round?
- Young Frasier: [knocks bread roll on table] Yes, this is the hardest roll since Hamlet!
- Young Niles: Good one, Frasier. May I use it?
- Young Frasier: But of course.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Apparently the oils in the saddle reacted badly with her cellulite cream, creating a powerful epoxy!