- Debbie Douglas: You spend far too much time on that computer. It's not healthy.
- Dexter Douglas: It's my life.
- Debbie Douglas: That's so very, very sad.
- [after a long, passionate kiss]
- Freakazoid: That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!
- Freakazoid: If this were an after-school special, ooh, you'd pay a bittersweet price for your little deceit, like getting big oily zits! Or eating off the same plate as David Lee Roth!
- Freakazoid: [in tough guy voice] Nothing will stand in my way!
- Cosgrove: Hey, Freakazoid! Wanna get a mint?
- Freakazoid: [in normal voice] Okay!