Freaks and Geeks (TV Series)
Beers and Weirs (1999)
Samm Levine: Neal Schweiber
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Quotes
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Neal Schweiber : I'm Jewish. That's no cakewalk either. Last year, I was elected school treasurer. I didn't even run!
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Sam Weir : What's non-alcoholic beer?
Bill Haverchuck : It's just like beer, it just doesn't have that ingredient that makes you drunk.
Neal Schweiber : ...Alcohol?
Bill Haverchuck : Yeah.
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Neal Schweiber : Bill, Dallas sucks.
Bill Haverchuck : ...You suck. Dallas rules.
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Neal Schweiber : Friday night, always a good night for some Sabbath.
[Lindsay looks at him]
Neal Schweiber : ...'cause, you know, Friday? is the the Sabbath... for the Jews.
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Sam Weir : [Bill comes up with the idea of substituting non-alcoholic beer at Lindsay's party] We're gonna have to buy a whole keg of it.
Neal Schweiber : That's gonna be expensive.
Sam Weir : I don't have any money.
Neal Schweiber : I don't either.
Bill Haverchuck : Yes you do.
Neal Schweiber : Awww, no, no way.
Sam Weir : Why not?
Neal Schweiber : It's my bar mitzvah money. I'm saving it to go backpacking across Europe.
Sam Weir : Come on. This is important.
Neal Schweiber : Every time you guys have a problem, y'wanna dip into my bar mitzvah money. It's not like I get to have another one.
Bill Haverchuck : Come on. For Lindsay?
Neal Schweiber : [reluctantly] Fine.
Bill Haverchuck : Mazel tov.
Neal Schweiber : Oh, shut up.