- Kim Kelly: My aunt Cathy was so rad. She lived in L.A., she was on "Kojak." She doinked Ryan O'Neal once at a party.
- Lindsay Weir: Wow, she sounds awesome!
- Kim Kelly: Yeah, well she's dead. She OD'd on coke.
- [Karen has discovered the word SLUT spray-painted on her locker]
- Karen Scarfolli: [to Sam] Did you do that to my locker?
- Kim Kelly: *I* DID IT! Because you ARE a slut. SLUT!
- Karen Scarfolli: [referring to Daniel] Hey. He hit on me!
- Kim Kelly: Oh, yeah? Well, after school, I'm gonna hit on you!
- [Karen is stunned]
- Kim Kelly: BYE!
- [Karen storms off]
- Sam Weir: Hey, Kim. Thanks. That was really cool.
- Kim Kelly: No problem, GEEK.
- Millie Kentner: I heard about what she does in the yearbook darkroom.
- Lindsay Weir: What? She does what? I have no idea what you're talking about.
- Millie Kentner: She does it.
- Lindsay Weir: What do you mean, it?
- Millie Kentner: She fornicates it!
- Cookie Kelly: It's that car! You're driving around town, you're tramping it up in that car! I know what you do!
- Kim Kelly: Yeah, you should know! I learned it from you!
- Kim Kelly's Stepfather: You're grounded for good, you got me?
- Kim Kelly: News flash. You're not my father, fat ass!
- Kim Kelly's Stepfather: Damn right, I'm not!
- Cookie Kelly: Aw, that's it! We're selling the car!
- Kim Kelly: No! That's my car! Aunt Kathy gave me that car!
- Cookie Kelly: Oh, yeah? Well, your aunt Kathy spent $1,000 of my money snorting it up her nose, so as far as I'm concerned, that car is mine!