Freaks and Geeks (TV Series)
The Garage Door (2000)
Martin Starr: Bill Haverchuck
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Quotes
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Bill Haverchuck : Remember that time in science class when I tried to sneak out a fart but it came out a poop? And then I had to flush my undies down the toilet? Do you think I wanted to tell you guys that?
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Sam Weir : [to Neal] So, I told my mom that I was eating at your house, and Bill told his mom he was eating at my house, so that should give us some time.
Bill Haverchuck : When are we really gonna eat? I'm hungry.
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Neal Schweiber : So, I wake up this morning, and guess what is sitting on the end of my bed?
Bill Haverchuck : A turd?
Neal Schweiber : Yes, Bill, a turd.
Bill Haverchuck : Eww, gross!
Neal Schweiber : An Atari video set. Is my dad the coolest, or what? So, uh, shall we say Asteroids, my place, 3:30?
Bill Haverchuck : Yeah, if that's when you wanna get your butt kicked.
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Bill Haverchuck : You remember when we said we'd tell each other everything?
Neal Schweiber : Yeah.
Bill Haverchuck : Did you mean it?
Neal Schweiber : Of course.
Bill Haverchuck : Even if it's something really, really horrible? I mean, it might not be horrible, 'cause it might not be true, but if it is true, it could be pretty horrible.
Neal Schweiber : Okay, Bill, you're killin' me. You gotta tell me now.
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Bill Haverchuck : You know what would be cool, guys? To find a girl in a bottle, like - like "I Dream of Jeanie." I'd like to make out with her on that little couch.
Sam Weir : Yeah, Cindy would look good in those puffy pants.