- Freddy Krueger: Hey, who are you?
- Mark Lindstrom: Who are you?
- Freddy Krueger: This is supposed to be Charlie Nickels' dream!
- Mark Lindstrom: I'm not Charlie Nickels. I'm-I'm Mark Lindstrom.
- Freddy Krueger: What the hell! As long as I'm here...
- [swings his bladed glove at Mark]
- Freddy Krueger: I kinda like this, killing two jerks with one stone.
- Charlie Nichels: Now, speaking of shaves, Scotty, be careful today, would ya? My chin looks like hamburger from that razor you used last time.
- Freddy Krueger: These sharp enough for ya? Four blades to cut you excellent close.
- Charlie Nichels: Who are you? What do want?
- Freddy Krueger: I want you to forget the dream show.
- Charlie Nichels: Forget the dream show? Why?
- Freddy Krueger: You'll scare everybody awake and I won't have anybody to play with.
- Charlie Nichels: But it's not that easy. I already taped the promo.
- Freddy Krueger: You do that show and the next dream that kills will be yours.
- Enid: Take me out back and-and give me the what? I know what you're implying, young man. I wasn't born yesterday.
- Monkey Puke: No, it was more like a hundred years ago.