The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Hilary Gets a Life (1992)
Janet Hubert: Vivian Banks
Quotes
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Philip Banks : [while reading off the family's credit card bills] CarIton, $90 for a pair of socks? That's ridicuIous.
Vivian Banks : It certainIy is. Honey, that's $9.00
Philip Banks : Ashley, how couId you manage to charge $80 worth of trinkets on our account at the drug store?
Vivian Banks : That's 80 cents. Sweetie, do you think you need to get your eyes checked?
Philip Banks : Don't be ridicuIous, Vivian.
Vivian Banks : This has been going on for months. If you move the TV any cIoser to the bed, I'll be sIeeping with Jay Leno.
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Philip Banks : [to Will] We want to congratuIate you for setting such a fine exampIe for the other kids.
William 'Will' Smith : Is this some kind of sick joke?
Vivian Banks : No, baby, not at all. We are very proud of the way you've managed to baIance your schooIwork and your part-time job.
Carlton Banks : Is this some kind of sick joke?
Philip Banks : These bills are no joke. You kids couId stand to Iearn a thing or two from WiII.
Hilary Banks : Are we Iike, in the Twilight Zone? When does everyone put on the pig masks?