The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Love Hurts (1994)
Will Smith: Will Smith
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Quotes
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[on why he wants to learn Tae Kwan-Do]
William 'Will' Smith : I want to kick ass like Steven Seagal.
Mr. Yoshi : Oh, you want to be a bad actor?
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William 'Will' Smith : Hey, Uncle Phil. What's up, man, you busy?
Philip Banks : [eating] Yes I am.
William 'Will' Smith : Look, listen. Uncle Phil, I've been acting *real* dumb.
Philip Banks : Uh-huh.
William 'Will' Smith : Look, I know what you're thinking, "what's new", but usually I know why I be trippin', man. But this time I don't have no clue.
Philip Banks : This about you and Lisa?
William 'Will' Smith : [Will nods his head]
Philip Banks : Sit down. You know, ever since the dawn of civilization Man has tried to be the stronger of the species; the hunter, the protector. Have you taken any anthropology classes?
William 'Will' Smith : No, but I've seen the Flintstones like five times.
Philip Banks : Anyway, let me update this for you. Say a stranger asks you for directions, now you don't know where it is. But do you say that? No. You say "go down three blocks, make a left, you can't miss it".
William 'Will' Smith : Yeah, I got plenty of dudes out there still looking for places.
Philip Banks : Same guy asks a woman. now she doesn't know either, but she says "I don't know". That's the difference between Men and Women.
William 'Will' Smith : Hey, wait, Uncle Phil. What is it that makes men act like that?
Philip Banks : Uh, it's, uh... testosterone, the male hormone.
William 'Will' Smith : And women don't have testosterone?
Philip Banks : Well, I believe they do, but there's is, uh... dormant, most of the time. Excuse me.
William 'Will' Smith : Wait, Uncle Phil, hold on. You don't know the answers to none of these questions I'm asking you, do you?
Philip Banks : No, I guess I don't.
William 'Will' Smith : Then why didn't you just say so?
Philip Banks : Because I'm a man.