The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Not with My Cousin You Don't (1995)

Will Smith: Will Smith

Quotes 

• Carlton Banks : I don't like the cut of that boy's jib.

  Will Smith : Carlton, I don't think you should be LOOKING at that boy's jib.

• Will Smith : In my eyes you're still my little cousin who followed me around everywhere. Now I see you getting older and wearing makeup and putting on dresses, and... it just makes me uncomfortable to know that you have a

  [whispers] 

  Will Smith : sex life.

  Ashley Banks : Fine, be uncomfortable.

  [starts up the stairs, sees Will on the couch kicking himself] 

  Ashley Banks : Will... Derek and I didn't do anything.

  [Will does a hidden 'yes!' gesture] 

• Ashley Banks : The first time I asked you about sex, you totally freaked out.

  Will Smith : I did not.

  Ashley Banks : You said you had to have a license, and that I couldn't even take the test until I was 35.

  Will Smith : That part's true.

  Ashley Banks : Well, I guess there are worse things than having a cousin who's overprotective.