The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Not with My Pig, You Don't (1990)

James Avery: Philip Banks

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• Hattie Banks : Back home my Zeke loved our swimming hole. He'd strip down to his birthday suit and jump right in.

  Will Smith : Granny, please, it's almost dinner time.

  Hattie Banks : [laughs]  He'd be in there swimming with Melvin all the time.

  Philip Banks : Uh, Mama, I don't think anybody wants to hear about Melvin.

  Carlton Banks : Au contraire, Dad, the Melvin stories are classic.

  Will Smith : So Melvin was like your best friend?

  Hilary Banks : Melvin was his pig.

• Will Smith : What did I do?

  Philip Banks : What did you do? You destroyed my image!

  Will Smith : Man, I ain't destroyed nothing!

  Philip Banks : Of course you did! Look at that story! I've got to walk in that banquet room tonight filled with people who are gonna think I'm nothing but a hog-handling hick from Yamacraw!

  Hattie Banks : [from behind, offended]  But that *is* where you come from, Zeke.

  Philip Banks : [startled]  Mama! I was just having a few words with Will.

  Hattie Banks : And I'm having a few words with you. What have you got to be ashamed of? We always put food on the table and clothes on your back!

  Philip Banks : Mama, I'm not ashamed. There are just certain aspects of my life I don't wish to emphasize.

  Hattie Banks : [furious]  Where I come from, they call that being ashamed... Mister Bigshot!

  [walks away]