The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
Not with My Pig, You Don't (1990)
Virginia Capers: Hattie Banks
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Quotes
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Hattie Banks : Back home my Zeke loved our swimming hole. He'd strip down to his birthday suit and jump right in.
Will Smith : Granny, please, it's almost dinner time.
Hattie Banks : [laughs] He'd be in there swimming with Melvin all the time.
Philip Banks : Uh, Mama, I don't think anybody wants to hear about Melvin.
Carlton Banks : Au contraire, Dad, the Melvin stories are classic.
Will Smith : So Melvin was like your best friend?
Hilary Banks : Melvin was his pig.
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Hattie Banks : I have a lot of stories I can tell you about my Zeke.
Will Smith : Hold up... are any of them, humiliating?
Carlton Banks : The best ones always are.
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Will Smith : What did I do?
Philip Banks : What did you do? You destroyed my image!
Will Smith : Man, I ain't destroyed nothing!
Philip Banks : Of course you did! Look at that story! I've got to walk in that banquet room tonight filled with people who are gonna think I'm nothing but a hog-handling hick from Yamacraw!
Hattie Banks : [from behind, offended] But that *is* where you come from, Zeke.
Philip Banks : [startled] Mama! I was just having a few words with Will.
Hattie Banks : And I'm having a few words with you. What have you got to be ashamed of? We always put food on the table and clothes on your back!
Philip Banks : Mama, I'm not ashamed. There are just certain aspects of my life I don't wish to emphasize.
Hattie Banks : [furious] Where I come from, they call that being ashamed... Mister Bigshot!
[walks away]
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Will Smith : [Hattie catches Will sneaking in at 3 AM] Hey Granny, don't let Uncle Phil know, but I'm just a *little* late getting in after my curfew.
Hattie Banks : How late?
Will Smith : Let's just say I went *out* after I was already supposed to be *in*.
Hattie Banks : Don't do it again.
Will Smith : Watchu doing up so late?
Hattie Banks : Oh child, I had to get up and start breakfast. I don't know what y'all got that Geoffrey around for.
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Hattie Banks : [has announced she's making dinner, which contains some very unhealthy yet tasty ingredients] We're having pork chops, collard greens, macaroni casserole, and sweet potato pie.
Will Smith : [wiping his drool off his chin] Lord, have mercy!