The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Robbing the Banks (1993)

Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks

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Quotes 

• Carlton Banks : If it looks like a duck, smells like a duck, and acts like a duck, what is it?

  William 'Will' Smith : Your prom date.

• William 'Will' Smith : Aahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

  Carlton Banks : Oh, God. What happened?

  William 'Will' Smith : We've been robbed.

  Hilary Banks : Oh, my God. What did they take?

• Carlton Banks : Well don't blame yourself, big guy. Blame Will. He should have told you when Luther stole his baseball.

  Philip Banks : What baseball?

  William 'Will' Smith : [in Hispanic accent]  What baseball? Well, baseball game where man with stick hit ball and run. Sorta like this.

  [tries to run past Uncle Phil but he manages to grab Will] 

  Philip Banks : Hold it! You mean to tell me that Luther stole your Willie Mays and you didn't tell me about it?

• Carlton Banks : Well, what do you want me to do? Go up to Luther and say, "Hey, mister. Can I have my baseball back? And please don't snap my neck like a twig."

• Cop : Well, according to him, he's sick and tired of getting you bagels, it's not his job to iron your robes and he said you unfairly accused him of calling 1-900-HORNY.

  Carlton Banks : [in denial]  The man is obviously deviant.