The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)
The Cold War (1992)
James Avery: Philip Banks
Quotes
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Philip Banks : [to Will] I had a case very similar to what you are telling me just a while ago. This guy started going out with his best friend's girl hours before they broke up.
William 'Will' Smith : He waited that long?
Philip Banks : This other guy didn't think it was that long. He was very jealous and he shot his friend.
William 'Will' Smith : Dead?
Philip Banks : No, let's say he is two olives short of a martini.
William 'Will' Smith : OHHHH!
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Philip Banks : [looks at an envelope] Oh, my gosh!
Vivian Banks : What is it? A boy or a girl?
Philip Banks : This isn't a sonogram. It's a bill for $25,000 dollars. This baby's costing me a fortune.
William 'Will' Smith : Congratulations, you're having a Hilary.
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Philip Banks : [he and Vivian walk in with a sonogram] Vivian, why are you making such a big deal about this? I say we do it right here, right now.
Geoffrey : Oh, good. A floor show.