The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (TV Series)

Will Gets a Job (1991)

Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks

Quotes 

• William 'Will' Smith : [Will comes into the kitchen towelling off]  Man, I thought a dip in the pool would cool me off. I'm *blazing* about what Uncle Phil said to me.

  Geoffrey : I'm sure when he called you a Sophomoric cretin, it was figure of speech.

  William 'Will' Smith : No, that didn't bother me. It's when he said I was just Iike CarIton.

  Geoffrey : Yes, I can understand your concern. Sandwich?

  William 'Will' Smith : Yeah, sure. See, now, Iook, I know where I come from, man. I mean, I'm coming straight out of PhiIIy, man, and I'm proud of that. CouId you put that on a croissant for me?

  Geoffrey : CertainIy. You know, Master WiIIiam, we aII change.

  William 'Will' Smith : Hey, Iook, man, I haven't changed, I'm not gonna change and I'm not down with this bougie stuff.

  Geoffrey : Swiss?

  William 'Will' Smith : No, GorgonzoIa. Hey, man, I'm teIIing you, if there is one dude in the worId that's the totaI opposite of CarIton,

  [hits his chest] 

  William 'Will' Smith : it's this guy standing right here, man. Hey, thanks a Iot, G. Yo, man, how you gonna pIay a brother on the Grey Poupon?

  Carlton Banks : [comes into the kitchen]  Geoffrey, I'm famished. Can you make me a gargonzola sandwich on a croissant for me? Heavy on the Grey Poupon.

  William 'Will' Smith : Uncle Phil is right! I'm turning into Carlton, man. Yo, that's it man. No more of these sissy sandwiches, no more preppy parties, and no more hittin' Uncle Phil for handouts, and you know what? You see this check?

  [tears up the check Uncle Phil gave him] 

  William 'Will' Smith : Now you see it, now you don't! The Funky Fresh is back in the flesh with a vengence, homes!

  [Geoffrey walks away with the sandwich made for Will, but Will stops him] 

  William 'Will' Smith : I'm gonna eat that though. I'm just not gonna enjoy it.

• Carlton Banks : [to Ashley's friend who has a crush on him]  No, Tina! I don't care if you can get in for half-price, I am not taking you to see Jungle Fever.