- Travis Pluckett: Why did you have to kill him? Now I don't have an agent.
- Oscar's Voice: Forget about him. Death is easy. It's comedy that's hard.
- Oscar's Voice: It's true what they say, Edgar. The only thing harder than getting to the top is staying there.
- Travis Pluckett: You want to use some of my material, Oscar?
- Oscar's Voice: I think it would be better if we did some jokes, instead.
- Ryan Dallion: No, no, no, I'm not too big on ventriloquists. Look, I don't feel comfortable around guys who talk to themselves for a living.