- Chandler Bing: Hey, anybody need anything copied. I'm going down to the Xerox place.
- Monica Geller: No thanks.
- Chandler Bing: Ok listen, just give me anything I can make two of.
- Monica Geller: Well, if you don't have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
- Joey Tribbiani: Are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring?
- Chandler Bing: Yeah. You wanna come?
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah.
- Chandler Bing: [muttering to Joey] Come on Chloe, finish up with your customer first. Come on Chloe. Come on Chloe.
- Isaac: Can I help you?
- Chandler Bing: Uh oh.
- Joey Tribbiani: You know what, we're having second thoughts about our copying needs and we need a little more time to think about it.
- Isaac: Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here who got a crush on you.
- Phoebe Buffay: [describing the diplomat she has a date with] He doesn't speak any English, but according to his translator, he totally gets me.
- Sergei: [Picks up a plate] Plate?
- Phoebe Buffay: Yeah! Yeah, plate! Plate! See, we don't need them.
- Sergei: [Picks up a glass] Plate?
- Phoebe Buffay: ...Yeah.
- Chandler Bing: I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
- Ross Geller: Yeah, there's been a little change of plans. We're breaking up instead.
- Ross Geller: [about calling Rachel] We just had a fight... Shouldn't I wait?
- Chandler Bing: This isn't like swimming. Pick up a phone!
- Chandler Bing: [to Joey] You know, that whole waiting before you swim after you eaten thing is a myth?
- Joey Tribbiani: Yeah, tell that to my Uncle Murray.
- Chandler Bing: Why? What happened to him?
- Joey Tribbiani: Nothing He just *really* believes that.
- Monica Geller: What do I do? Sit here quietly while the three of you have a conversation?
- Phoebe Buffay: That would be great. Thank you.
- Rachel Green: Ross, do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about? This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at. I mean, if you don't get that...