Friends (TV Series)
The One Where Chandler Can't Cry (2000)
Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green
Quotes
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Joey : [Joey thinks Phoebe has been acting in porno videos] A guy in the coffee shop told me he was a fan of Phoebe's. I thought he was talking about her singing, but he claims she's a porn star. So I went to the adult video store, and picked this up.
Ross : [taking the video] Let me see that. "Buffay the Vampire Layer", starring Phoebe Buffay. Alright - let's check it out!
Joey : Guys, Phoebe is our friend. I refuse to watch this!
[Joey goes over and sits at the table with his back to the TV]
Ross : Wow! I didn't know Pheebs had that particular talent.
Rachel : Wait a minute - Phoebe doesn't have a tattoo on her ankle! My God, that's Ursula!
Joey : [jumping up and turning around] Ursula? Alright! Run it back! Run it back!
Ross : Boy, Phoebe is going to be pissed. Why is Ursula using Phoebe's name?
Phoebe : [coming in the apartment] Hi, everybody - what are you...
Phoebe : [screams and points at the TV] Ahhhhhhh! What am I doing?
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Jill Green : You can't tell me what to do!
Rachel Green : I'm not. I'm telling you what not to do!