Friends (TV Series)

The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding: Part 1 (2001)

Morgan Fairchild: Nora Tyler Bing

Quotes 

• Charles Bing : Aren't you a little too *old* to be wearing a dress like that?

  Nora Tyler Bing : Don't you have a little too much *penis* to wear a dress like that?

• Nora Tyler Bing : As I recall, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.

  Charles Bing : But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.

  Nora Tyler Bing : Honey, it's not good luck.

• Charles Bing : Hello, Nora.

  Nora Bing : Hello, Charles.

  Charles Bing : Well, it's nice to see all of you. Although we are seeing a bit too much of some. Aren't you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?

  Nora Bing : Don't you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that!

• Nora Tyler Bing : Chandler!

  Chandler : Mom. Thanks for wearing... something.