- Dr. Ross Geller: You know what I think?... She's weird. It's because she's a twin.
- Rachel Green: Ross, she is not weird. She just likes her stuff to be one-of-a-kind.
- Dr. Ross Geller: You know what's not one-of-a-kind? A twin!
- Chandler Bing: OK, now try again.
- Monica Geller: Chandler, would you like some more orange juice?
- Chandler Bing: Perfect. Now you see, that wasn't loud.
- Monica Geller: [yelling] I know!
- Phoebe Buffay: [Ross's apothecary table has just been revealed after Phoebe dragged the tablecloth off it with her feet] Ross, where'd you get this?
- Dr. Ross Geller: [yelling] I got it at Pottery Barn, okay?