- Ross: You know how you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day?
- Joey: Yeah...
- Ross: Well, like that, only that instead of a chair it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.
- Ross: [to Chandler] How do you think it's gonna look when you get her something incredibly meaningful and expensive and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange?
- Monica Geller: [talking about Ross' new, incredibly gorgeous girlfriend] Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?
- Rachel Green: Well, maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
- Ross: Fine by me. Hope she wins.