Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (1995)

Courteney Cox: Monica Geller

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• [first lines] 

  Monica Geller : [on phone]  Aunt Sil, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have *made* vegetarian lasagna... Well, the meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape.

• Monica Geller : [still on phone]  Aunt Sil, I did this as a favor. I'm not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?

  [mouth gapes wide at response on other side] 

  Monica Geller : Nice talk, Aunt Sil. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?

• Monica Geller : So, what happened?

  Phoebe Buffay : He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until...

  Dr. Ross Geller : [as Paolo is seen in flashback letting his hands roam over Phoebe's upper legs...]  Oh, my God!

  Monica Geller : Are you sure?

  [in flashback, Paolo's hands are now on Phoebe's rump] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, yeah, I'm sure! And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.

  [Paolo is seen having turned over, the towel inadequate to hide...] 

  Monica Geller : W-was it...?

  Phoebe Buffay : Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.

  Joey Tribbiani , Chandler Bing : Ooh...

  Rachel Green : [interrupting her waitress duties]  Ooh, what?

  Monica Geller : Uma Thurman.

  Dr. Ross Geller : The actress.