Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Dozen Lasagnas (1995)
Matthew Perry: Chandler Bing
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Quotes
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Joey Tribbiani : [shopping for a new table] Will you pick one? Just pick one. Here! How about that one?
Chandler Bing : That's patio furniture.
Joey Tribbiani : So what? Like people are gonna come in and think "Oh, oh, I'm outside again!"
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Phoebe Buffay : [reading baby book] Oh, this is cool. It says here that is some parts of the world they actually eat the placenta.
Chandler Bing : [nauseated] And we're done with the yogurt.
[puts down his tub]
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Monica Geller : So, what happened?
Phoebe Buffay : He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until...
Dr. Ross Geller : [as Paolo is seen in flashback letting his hands roam over Phoebe's upper legs...] Oh, my God!
Monica Geller : Are you sure?
[in flashback, Paolo's hands are now on Phoebe's rump]
Phoebe Buffay : Oh, yeah, I'm sure! And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.
[Paolo is seen having turned over, the towel inadequate to hide...]
Monica Geller : W-was it...?
Phoebe Buffay : Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
Joey Tribbiani , Chandler Bing : Ooh...
Rachel Green : [interrupting her waitress duties] Ooh, what?
Monica Geller : Uma Thurman.
Dr. Ross Geller : The actress.