- Joey Tribbiani: [shopping for a new table] Will you pick one? Just pick one. Here! How about that one?
- Chandler Bing: That's patio furniture.
- Joey Tribbiani: So what? Like people are gonna come in and think "Oh, oh, I'm outside again!"
- Jasmine: [to masseuse Phoebe] Here comes your three o'clock. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but... yum!
- Phoebe Buffay: [reading baby book] Oh, this is cool. It says here that is some parts of the world they actually eat the placenta.
- Chandler Bing: [nauseated] And we're done with the yogurt.
- [puts down his tub]
- [first lines]
- Monica Geller: [on phone] Aunt Sil, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have *made* vegetarian lasagna... Well, the meat's only every third layer. Maybe you could scrape.
- Monica Geller: [still on phone] Aunt Sil, I did this as a favor. I'm not a caterer. What do you want me to do with a dozen lasagnas?
- [mouth gapes wide at response on other side]
- Monica Geller: Nice talk, Aunt Sil. You kiss Uncle Freddie with that mouth?
- Dr. Ross Geller: [re Rachel and Paolo's ongoing romance] Wasn't this supposed to be just a fling? Shouldn't it be... *flung* by now?
- Monica Geller: So, what happened?
- Phoebe Buffay: He came in for a massage, and everything was fine until...
- Dr. Ross Geller: [as Paolo is seen in flashback letting his hands roam over Phoebe's upper legs...] Oh, my God!
- Monica Geller: Are you sure?
- [in flashback, Paolo's hands are now on Phoebe's rump]
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, yeah, I'm sure! And all of a sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore.
- [Paolo is seen having turned over, the towel inadequate to hide...]
- Monica Geller: W-was it...?
- Phoebe Buffay: Oh, boy scouts could have camped under there.
- Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing: Ooh...
- Rachel Green: [interrupting her waitress duties] Ooh, what?
- Monica Geller: Uma Thurman.
- Dr. Ross Geller: The actress.