Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie (1997)

Lisa Kudrow: Phoebe Buffay

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Quotes 

• Phoebe Buffay : [a Christmas song for her friends]  Went to the store/Sat on Santa's lap/Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap/He said all you need is to write them a song/They haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along/So don't sing along/Monica/Monica/Have a happy Hannakah/Saw Santa Claus/He said hello to Ross/And please tell Joey Christmas will be snowy/And Rachel and Chandler/

  [mumbling] 

  Phoebe Buffay : ... hangler.

  [finishes the song] 

  Phoebe Buffay : Happy Holidays, everybody.

• Phoebe Buffay : [finishing a song she wrote for her friends]  Spin the dreidel, Rachel.

  Rachel Green : That was nice, Phoebe, but Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel.

  Phoebe Buffay : I know, it's hard, but nothing rhymes with your stupid name.