Friends (TV Series)
The One with the Hypnosis Tape (1997)
Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani
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Quotes
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[Joey is trying to make Frank Jr. see sense]
Joey : Think about it... You're 18, she's 44. When you're 36, she's gonna be 88.
Frank Buffay Jr. : You think I don't know that?
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Ross Geller : Exactly. It'll be illegal for him to drink at his own bachelor party.
Joey : Yeah, or to get a hooker.
Chandler Bing : Always illegal, Joe.
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Joey : [to Ross, after Phoebe has manipulated them into doing something uncomfortable] So... we're walking down the street, and I turn to you and say, "Hey! Let's go hang out at Totally Nude Nudes!" Remember? And then, you turn to me, and you say, "Nah, let's just hang out at your place." Well, that was a nice move, dumbass!
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Hypnosis Tape : You do not need to smoke. You are strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.
Joey : Joey's your best friend... and you want to buy him hundreds of dollars worth of pants...